Sandpaper boxers? wouldnt that make them self-scratching? ..
lol .. got an itch? just move to teh left... ahhhhh
scratch yer arse
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I was at the hospital today visiting my mother, who by nature of her diease also suffers flatulance and teh trots.... well my mother starts knocking out some absolute fkn rippers signifying her need for the toilet... with it being a family reunion / early X-Mas type thang there were 16 of us in the room plus nusing staff in and out all the time as is intensive care ward..... a couple of nurses come in to help mother to teh toilet as she's still popping out a beat for M&M, any way..... we are all talking and stuff as we can hear the beat still-a-pounding when I get an itchy sac attack while im standing the closest to teh toilet door... minding my own busness and attending to my sac as the room is full of giggle about the ongoing beat, when the toilet door opens and a nurse comes out slightly bending over forward head long into my sac scratching zone... well ill be fkd if perfect timing didnt interject itself as my dear mother ripped of a fkn corker that nearly made the windows rattle.. made the nurse fkn jump around to make sure she didnt do a "scummies wont be a doctor clip" in the middle of the open door......
Well the nurse and I never made eye contact as the room was jumping with laughter as my mother continued her rendition of the 1812 overture..... I appeased my itchy sac needs, we had a great day of 5 generations in the 1 room..... and my sac attack went completely unoticed.
Gotta love crouds eh!
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Well the nurse and I never made eye contact as the room was jumping with laughter as my mother continued her rendition of the 1812 overture..... I appeased my itchy sac needs, we had a great day of 5 generations in the 1 room..... and my sac attack went completely unoticed.
Gotta love crouds eh!
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