Into The =PiT=

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:48 am**

Sandpaper boxers? wouldnt that make them self-scratching? ..
lol .. got an itch? just move to teh left... ahhhhh

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:36 pm**

I was just out having a smoke when I got an itchy sack attack. There were people around, but I scratched anyway. They looked, but I was all casual and shit, just scratching, like ya do. No one said anything, and I think it all went pretty smoothly

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:58 pm**

i think if ur having a smoke or a beer then it comes hand in hand; no1 can say anything about having a scratch; lol kami; sandpaper boxers would be good if u had crabs or soemthing but just for normal

im guessing u would be bleedign in a few hours lol

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:37 pm**

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:11 pm**

rofl; i would have gone the swap hands method

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:13 pm**

yeah, it was a bit of a dilemma, especially because I had to also do the "remove grundies from crack" manoevre as well, so I went the Andy Capp method, squinted, then scratched and de-wedgied all in one smooth motion. Then I farted. It was awesome.

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:28 am**

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Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:53 am**

rock your last few posts have all been about how much me, jof and leo love ass; methinks you doth protest to much. It's OK mate, we won't judge you here

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:05 am**

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Posted: **Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:44 pm**

I was at the hospital today visiting my mother, who by nature of her diease also suffers flatulance and teh trots.... well my mother starts knocking out some absolute fkn rippers signifying her need for the toilet... with it being a family reunion / early X-Mas type thang there were 16 of us in the room plus nusing staff in and out all the time as is intensive care ward..... a couple of nurses come in to help mother to teh toilet as she's still popping out a beat for M&M, any way..... we are all talking and stuff as we can hear the beat still-a-pounding when I get an itchy sac attack while im standing the closest to teh toilet door... minding my own busness and attending to my sac as the room is full of giggle about the ongoing beat, when the toilet door opens and a nurse comes out slightly bending over forward head long into my sac scratching zone... well ill be fkd if perfect timing didnt interject itself as my dear mother ripped of a fkn corker that nearly made the windows rattle.. made the nurse fkn jump around to make sure she didnt do a "scummies wont be a doctor clip" in the middle of the open door......
Well the nurse and I never made eye contact as the room was jumping with laughter as my mother continued her rendition of the 1812 overture..... I appeased my itchy sac needs, we had a great day of 5 generations in the 1 room..... and my sac attack went completely unoticed.
Gotta love crouds eh!

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:13 pm**

lol toga; sounds rather funny; gl with ur mum getting better tho

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:21 pm**

Into The =PiT=

scratch yer arse