dm6
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 7:09 pm
Thought I'd share something I lol'd at whle reading esr forums:
Topic was:
[I cannot believe that this hasn't been thought yet.
So you are enjoying a session of practice on a particular map, and at the end of the map, you are FORCED to go to another map where you can only choose 3 maps from and a lot of times all those 3 maps suck.
But most importantly, you want to restart the map to keep practicing a particular map.
WHY can't we have a clickable option next to the 3 maps that says "restart current map" and this counts as a vote to restart the map??
WHY id doesn't see the objective necessity for stuff like this?]
The reply:
[PREPARE YOUR TEAM
If this existed no one would leave DM6. Some players would be lost for eternity on DM6 servers never being able to leave or choose another map. You'd see them playing DM6 for hours, days and you'd think this cannot be but you are wrong. There is no escape. There is no mercy. You contemplate joining the server attempting to save them but you are not prepared for the horror waiting. You find that you are not the first hero failing miserably at rescue. You are sweating now. "How long have I been here?" you wonder. "Pull the plug!" you scream in vain. Nothing can be made sense of in this harrowing cacophony. "IMPRESSIVE". Your sanity is slipping. "MIDAIR". You start forgetting about other maps entirely. Overkill? Blood run? Do they even exist? "HUMILIATION". Your voice nearly gone now. You feel your soul becoming a part of something much larger and incomprehensible. "Goodbye mama". As you fade you can barely but distinctly hear something among the layered screams.
"VOTE FAILED".
"VOTE FAILED".
"VOTE FAILED".
Spiraling out forever in this holographic universe. ]
rof
Topic was:
[I cannot believe that this hasn't been thought yet.
So you are enjoying a session of practice on a particular map, and at the end of the map, you are FORCED to go to another map where you can only choose 3 maps from and a lot of times all those 3 maps suck.
But most importantly, you want to restart the map to keep practicing a particular map.
WHY can't we have a clickable option next to the 3 maps that says "restart current map" and this counts as a vote to restart the map??
WHY id doesn't see the objective necessity for stuff like this?]
The reply:
[PREPARE YOUR TEAM
If this existed no one would leave DM6. Some players would be lost for eternity on DM6 servers never being able to leave or choose another map. You'd see them playing DM6 for hours, days and you'd think this cannot be but you are wrong. There is no escape. There is no mercy. You contemplate joining the server attempting to save them but you are not prepared for the horror waiting. You find that you are not the first hero failing miserably at rescue. You are sweating now. "How long have I been here?" you wonder. "Pull the plug!" you scream in vain. Nothing can be made sense of in this harrowing cacophony. "IMPRESSIVE". Your sanity is slipping. "MIDAIR". You start forgetting about other maps entirely. Overkill? Blood run? Do they even exist? "HUMILIATION". Your voice nearly gone now. You feel your soul becoming a part of something much larger and incomprehensible. "Goodbye mama". As you fade you can barely but distinctly hear something among the layered screams.
"VOTE FAILED".
"VOTE FAILED".
"VOTE FAILED".
Spiraling out forever in this holographic universe. ]
rof