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Cast Your Own Movie: "QL: Hax Lies and Deceit"

Postby kplxz » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:23 pm

Who would you cast in your movie?

Starring:
Christian Bale as sifz (wearing batman costume)
Charlize Theiron as Bomba (yes - wearing lycra allll through the movie)
Barbara Streisand as Hardy (wearing bikini)
Elijah Wood as Frodo
Gilbert Gottfried/Justin Beiber/Tom Cruise? as sparkle
Johnny Depp as gubs
Eric Cartman as supple
Al Pacino as Faux
Robert De Niro as borgz
René Dif as anomvoltz (male vocalist in Aqua)
Christopher Walken as shadow_bijou
Bruce Willis as vader
(Laurence Fishbourne playing) Morpheus as toga
Park Jae-sang (Gangnam style singer) as arsekrak
Jet Li as Dv8
Mel Gibson as sags
50 cent as snga

Special Appearance by Burt Reynolds as BuckNorris

...the plot can't be revealed but i can say the ending involves me sending demos of everyone with a surprise twist that involes bomba and voltz on stage singing i'm a barbie girl...
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Postby hardy » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:48 am

lol..
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Postby enemesis » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:34 am

ahahaha.
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Postby Mr_Bombadil » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:06 pm

oh ffs i object
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Postby frodo » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:26 pm

You prefer spandex right?
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Postby Mr_Bombadil » Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:08 pm

no something satiny, shows off my curves
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Postby hardy » Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:37 pm

lol :) lies you were always a lycra man bomb :P
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Postby Mr_Bombadil » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:24 pm

true hardy, but as you start to get on in years you find you need something less tight fitting.
more for personal hygeine reasons.
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Postby hardy » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:20 pm

lol :)
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Postby Gubben » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:00 pm

gossamer, allows for slippage.
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Re:

Postby kplxz » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:16 pm

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Postby kanonfoda » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:19 pm

Now that he has to wear undies instead of g-strings, they show through under the lycra/spandex. Thus, explaining the change.

Luckily I've never been into Lycra, so that problem hasn't arisen. Do have to wear longer and baggier shorts though....
Did I just say that?
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Postby snga » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:31 pm

lol y do i have to play the unco black guy????......is it coz of my COLOR???... lololol or my candy stick...hahaha.this movie will be rated a R35+ it contains M S V L S S Gs muahaahha
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Postby booGz » Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:23 pm

whats a candy stick?
I WOULD MUCH RATHER PLAY IN A TEAM OF WINNERS THAN IN A WINNING TEAM !
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Postby snga » Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:42 pm

it has a similar purpose to the jig stick i guess for catchin fish......lol
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