Cast Your Own Movie: "QL: Hax Lies and Deceit"

[SCUMBAG]

Ok so whee the fuck are my groupies ?

[Gubben]

with Johnny Depp of course

[kplxz]

ok gubs stop stealing all the groupies pls

and no candy sticks allowed and definately no jiggin wid it...

snga yeah we are working a lot with the CIG team to make sure you don't look too unco...we do want to preserve your moves in the movie and 50c is having a hard time keeping up...could possibly be a recasting there I dunno

there won't be any "baggy shorts" either as kanon put it...lol

also I've heard that some demos used in the movie are going to be "dramatisations"....so unfortunately for me and hardy and torchez this could mean a PR issue...and vader you are at the top of the concerns there lol

faux and tior will also have an issue with their dramatisations because, while they may not be haxing, for some reason we have to CIG the clips to make sure it looks like they're not! we will probably include some of the iD boardroom meetings footage where they talk about the demos they asked me to send of those two...probably the bit where I was telling them, "NO!! THEY DON"T HAX I TELL YOU" and iD were like, "We will take your word for it but we know they are"...

The things a movie producer/director/writer has to do these days...

[Kimahri]

I'd have Morgan Freeman play me

[iddqd]

If I were to be in a hacks movie I would have to get Tim Robbins to cast for me.

[jay]

Can I have Ron Jeremy make a special guest appearance as me? IDM playin his stunt-cock

[frodo]

Lol haven't heard anyone use the term stunt cock in years. A dude on a building site used to be called that. He was one of these huge bouncer types who took himself very seriously and hated the name so of course we used nothing but for the next two years.

[Dv8]

Jet Li as Dv8

not that bad lol , prefer " bear grylls as Dv8 "

[kplxz]

Bear Grylls has agreed to sign on as Dv8 after watching his demos

Jet Li is now in the lead role as sifz

Christian Bale who was in sifz's role is now studying for smokin's role

[hardy]

Ill be that guy who plays gonzo in fear and loathing in las vegas

[kplxz]

Benicio Del Toro is now checking your demos H...he said he will only sign on if he can see Hardy is loco enough

Barbara Streisand caught wind of this negotiation and has refused to play Hardy but said she would be more than happy to play Bomba as she sees so many similarities between MrB and herself...but she refuses to wear lyrca so Charlize Theiron is still billed in this role. Barbara Streisand may well not be in the movie as a result...this is a great shame...

[update] Barbara Streisand has agreed to play hyperwired if Benicio agrees to play Hardy...phew drama all sorted...who knew casting was such a nightmare

[SCUMBAG]

i heard dame edna was playing the sifz role ! (since elton john turned it down )