target - hey to old players and all new people about here

[target]

Hey everyone,

Just doing my once in a while drop by to say hi and catch up with what life has thrown me. Ps. if Leone is out there no my speeling is still no better lol

Well first off I think most you I told way back I left the first wife and bought a sailing boat and sailed to Thailand in 2007. Lived there for a bit and met a new misses of course lol
Came back to Oz and we lived here and after a couple years married.
My spearing shop that all you guys helped me name back some where around year 2000 and helped with the website is now one of the largest in Oz. Up there any way with the main leading shops. We sell all the gear and do remote coral sea charters.
I thinkmy last visit I told you all I went to Cambodia and used a real BFG lol RPG and hand grenades and AK47 and so on.

So think all that is old news to who caught some my old posts.

So updates from there....

7 Months back a shop next to mine started a fire and burnt my shop to dust and I lost it all and got no insurance so I lost a crap load. Since I moved and rebuilt and have climbed back up to the top and going very well again so all is good. I might be doing a law suit down the line at the building owners as it might be looking at all the building is very bad electrical. Anyway thats another story so I am over all that and good. 1 month after the fire when life was at a low point I found out the wife had a bun in the oven. Well baby has been born and was 6 weeks old yesterday.
I had a boy ohhhhh yehhhh who the man lol Someone I can teach to dive and take to asia to blow shit up with lol

Next in a couple weeks I am shooting to Thailand for 5 weeks break to take the baby to see the inlaws. ALso looking at buying a appartment in Bangkok to crash in for get aways. Some where in the middle I am shooting to Cambo' again with a mate to use RPG's and guns and shit again. Last time we had no idea what was what and got crappy pictures and very bad video. This time taking to gopro's and a standard video cam to capture my fun well. So after this trip I will get some pictures up of it.

So thats about as good as a update to all the old timers out there for my day around here. Hey to all the new names I see about here.

To bomb' I still laugh at the story you told me that night gaming with ya young boy and the sinker getting stuck in his nose or ear lmao I will make sure my young fellow gets no where near any sinkers lol
Well hey to all you guys and talk again soon. Start of my trip is up remote Thailand and no internet but after that I will be in bangkok and nothing but relaxing maybe so I might be able to hang about and chat some here

Catch you all after target/Aaron

[Saratoga]

Heya Targs... good to hear youve finally settled down & nothing has changed .. lols ... as if
Congrats on the miss's & baby boy m8 ... im sure he was born with gills or as a re-breather cyborg.
Sorry to hear about your shop - Insurance M8 !! .. dont fkn let it happen again eh !!.... actually, im wearing the t-shirt you had printed of the winning design - mine .... ended up being pretty good quality for a 10y/o t-shirt printed on the super cheap in Bali.
Ubber Cool Thar Azza - RPG vids ... cant wait !
PM me your new contact details M8 - 'n great to see you dropping back in...
BTFW - d/l QuakeLive ya fkn n00b... its gotta be Tag Team Teabag Targ's Time

[SCUMBAG]

hey mate wtf................. u back in cairns ?
good to see ur goin well mate
keep in touch
and congrats on the baby man
and yer get ql and come have a hit !

[Skrillex]

Toga i see wat u mean about pit now O.O

[Kimahri]

Welcome back mate!

[spud]

target you are the sexiest man on the internet, I envy your wife for having your babies

Glad things are going well for you mate and I'm looking forward to seeing you blow up a cow with an RPG. If you do that I'll get a t-shirt made.

[target]

Saratoga - Thanks mate, Yeh those Bali T-shirts still hanging around town dam good for a $5 shirt and print lol Will pm you in a minute my details. Maybe when I get over to Thai and in relax mode in Bangkok I might try a game. So WTF these days is teh go I go buy some new version of quake to play? I'll buy a Thai hack version if so lmao LOve the cheap shit there and all copies n shit you can get.

Scummy yeh mate I am based in Cairns still, just float to Thai a couple times a year. Working a plan to bail from Australia in a couple years and live permanent in Thai. For now but yeh still floating at cairns. You still townsville mate? If ya heading this way after I get back give me a heads up and I will make sure I get ya some fresh fish or crayfish to take back with ya. Got some nice spearing weather over last few months bit shit now but.

Skrillex - not sure what ya mean but us old crew are messed up lol spent way to many days on end with this mob nutbags gamen and teamspeak chatting away. Some funny nights

Thanks Kimahri

Spud- yeh she is dam lucky hey lmao I'm amazed any of my boys made the swim and got lucky with a egg in teh first place lol
They say these days no killing animals but when I was there with a fist full US dollars all the offers came out lol
Cows were expensive $700 ish I think lol cheap charlie people can take a goat or a chicken or a duck or a BBQ gas bottle lol

umm $700 cow could be worth paying for to get a t-shirt but from the spud-meister lol Going put a go pro over the mound where I throw the handgrenades this time to see the explosen. Looking forward to it except for the crazy as f**k cambodian guys that drive us into the mountains to do it all. Mad men thought I would die from them and not some old RPG going off in my hand lol

Got to love cheap asian countries with next to no laws

[kanonfoda]

Hey T, welcome back m8. I'm shattered to learn I'm not the sexiest man around but congrats on all you achievements. I would suggest you don't teach your little fella any of your ways!

He mightn't be as lucky at surviving

I'm missed these long posts of yours that I have trouble reading/comprehending, but that might just be me.
Good luck with everything.

[target]

hey kanon,
how ya going mate, to think I got a low/average in english you never would have know hey lol
never cared for the english teacher I think she knew I had elite english skills and wanted to hold me back

u can be number 2 sexy man mate don't worry everyone love a runner up lol

[jay]

Hey hey Mr T! Good to see ya bro, been too long! Sounds like you been through some crazy times since i last saw ya mate. Glad to hear ya got a Mrs and a little boy! Big gratz man, what did you name him? He's gonna grow up to be a crazy ocean-man I reckon! You'll have to get Uncle Jay to teach him to surf too mate! Might be movin up to Townsville towards the end of this year mate, we'll have to hook up for a spear if i do. Haven't speared in years man (plus I traded my Rob Allen railgun for some herbs on a surfing boat-trip lol). Gave up smokin (ciggies) about 4 months ago so might be able to get some lung-capacity back lol!

Mate you'll have to jump on QL sometime - it's so fkn easy mate (*even u could do it rofl ). Just create an account at login and play.

Anyways fkn good to hear from ya mate!

Peace n love,
Jay

[target]

Hey Jay,
Hope you stopped those porn maken films on ya travels lol That was some funny days mate lmao

I called my little fellow Tyson, cause he is half Thai and my son lol so his my Thai-son
Yeh I have plans to get him in the water as soon as he can lol plus my job is train him up in weights and then the inlaws can look after the muay thai classes kicking down banana trees lmao

Yeh if you get to Townsville we can hook up for some spearing for sure mate. I got about 15 guns myself along with so much spare gear mate you will need nothing to head out. Herb's for ya gun hey lmao

Well update on news I was heading to Thai this monday and now I am about to cancel and change to leave in about 4 weeks time instead now. MOnday at work was getting back and gut pains. Got blood test and then went in yesterday to get a scan of some kind. Got news today I got a couple small kidney stones Good news was bigest is only 3mm. Well past a small one today and then tonight past the 3mm maybe as it was close to that size. Everyone says passing them is bad but I never felt a thing. Either there full shit or my cock is so big I don't feel it lmao
I have to piss into a strainer lol I got the first one to give to them today. That way they check it and figure what type it is and they can give me med's to break down any remaining stones. Since passing the larger one life feels great so maybe that's it I hope.
When they are in ya kidney and start to make there way to ya bladder I think it is that fu**en hurts like hell but the pissing them out was nothing.

One thing I got this scan and they inject a die or something into you and wait 15minutes and inject more. Then it all shows up so they can see inside you. So they do this to me and I feel my eyes dry out and they say ya should be ok. Finish scan and my eys feel like shit and I look in the mirror and they have small swelled areas under them. They say ohh quick we will take you next door to a doctor encase you go bad. So they dump me there and I feel great but waiting 1 hour for doc'. In that time eyes go down and I feel great. Doctor comes in and checks me and says its 6pm and we are closing I might give you a injectiion to be safe since you are going home. I am back on the weights hard and he says for your size I am giving you the max dose. He says you need to organise a ride, I say na I b cool and he says I have to so I do. Lucky I did ,I was lucky to walk out the building. he gave me 5ml of something and it bombed me bad. Better than any drug I have ever had lmao
I was passed out on lounge at home alseep and waking at random. Misses says she was going to get me a couple cheese burgers and returns and says there on table in front of me.
I sware for the next 10 minutes I ate them in detail enjoying them and then opened my eyes and they were on the table I dream it lmao There was some serious tripping things going through my head last night lol You should of traded ya gun in for this stuff jay instead of the herbs

[target]

I love my long posts lol

[Saratoga]

Yeah Targ's, man I hope those 2 stones are the only ones M8.... 3mm huh, I can testify you dont want any larger... hmm, been there done that with 14mm, 17mmm 23mm and a 33mm fkn monster. Unfortunately for me it didnt stop there with a total of 8 tumors removed prior to whole left kidney being removed in January. Oww Yes !!... the joys of a kidney stent, you havnt felt anything till you get one of these fukka's shoved up ya... 40cm long & 5mm diametre - coincidently im heading off to hospital in 30mins to have the stent removed after 10 days. My doc better have 10-15ml of that gumbo juice for me mate... lols
Yep - hope youve seent the last of it M8.

[target]

That sounds bad mate I am glad 3mm was my biggest. I pissed another 3 out the other day lol sounded like buck shot as they all hit the metal strainer lol They said I only had a couple small ones and the one 3mm.

So I am hoping those 5 are all there is but I feel great now no more saw guts.
Hope all goes well for ya toga. PLease tell me they did'nt put a 5mm by 40cm thing up ya trouser snake mate that sounds very eye watering if thats the case.

Hope ya trip to the doc goes well mate

[anomvoltz]

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