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Postby Greatbloke » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:38 am

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Postby Saratoga » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:43 pm

In Loving Honour & Memory of =PiT= Baldrick
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Quote="SCUMBAG" Yes Baldy was a fuckin legend and will always live on here !! =etouQ

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The Mayonnaise Jar

Postby Saratoga » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:59 pm

When things in your life seem, Almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class
And had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, If the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.

He then asked The students again
If the jar was full.. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand
And poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded
With an unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced Two cups of coffee from under the table
And poured the entire contents Into the jar, effectively
Filling the Empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor, As the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that This jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - God, Family,
Children, Health, Friends, and Favourite Passions -
Things that if everything else was lost
And only they remained, Your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter Like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else --
The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' He continued,
'there is no room for The pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time And energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for The things that are
Important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time...
To clean the house and fix the disposal.

'Take care of the golf balls first -- The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand
And inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.
'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for A couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'
In Loving Honour & Memory of =PiT= Baldrick

><((((º>`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.><((((º>

Quote="SCUMBAG" Yes Baldy was a fuckin legend and will always live on here !! =etouQ

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Galileo to Hubble

Postby Saratoga » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:49 pm

Very Cool :arrow: [/url]
In Loving Honour & Memory of =PiT= Baldrick

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Kissed by a Mountain Gorilla

Postby Saratoga » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:32 pm

Amazing Footage
In Loving Honour & Memory of =PiT= Baldrick

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Quote="SCUMBAG" Yes Baldy was a fuckin legend and will always live on here !! =etouQ

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Postby Kimahri » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:06 pm

Hahaha that last video is awesome. the guy at 2:30 was shitting his pants good and proper lol
So the doctor said that I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there! =P


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