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Postby **Leone** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:51 am

I remember listening to JJJ years ago with Mikey Robbins. A guy rang up a secret sound comp they were running. He said the answer was "a suckworth". Mikey asked "What's a suckworth?" to which the guy answered "About $20".

Mikey was so pissed at himself for falling for it. I laughed my ass off

Postby **Greatbloke** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:41 am

LOL,... even better than a Grecian urn or a a Piecost.

Postby **jof** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:13 am

It smells like updog in here

Postby **Greatbloke** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:09 am

BBQ @ the pool

Postby **Kamikazee** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:00 pm

Postby **Kamikazee** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:57 pm

So true.

Postby **Leone** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:52 am

That KMart one cracked me up

Postby **Kamikazee** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:41 pm

Postby **jof** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:58 am

Postby **jof** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:01 am

Postby **Kamikazee** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:08 pm

love it!

fuck this douche is a cunt... but lol!!!1

Postby **blink** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:32 pm

aha, that looks like a somethingawful job

Postby **SCUMBAG** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:29 pm

Who's Ya Daddy...

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details;' or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner-up

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - someone is paying taxes to support them.

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