A SERIOUS QUESTION

Postby **Mr_Bombadil** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:25 pm

was thinking i'ed like to introduce a new thread where every friday night a serious question is posed for all to ponder.
what do you people reckon?

ok i'ed like some advice please.
i have two boys aged 17 and 14 (scollface and barrahir).
do you think i should demonstrate the light the fart trick to them?

only serious replys please.

Postby **pooGz** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:30 pm

can you post it here? i'd like to see a fart backfire :>

Postby **Mr_Bombadil** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:32 pm

i know there is a serious occupational health and safety issue involved, that is why i need advice.
i thank you

Postby **Saratoga** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:33 pm

They will remind you that has been your birthday party trick for auntie julia ... for 5 years running :roll:

I think it would be time to graduate them to the 3 table tennis ball smoke Bomba :naughty:

hardy · Postby **hardy** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:37 pm

haha, yes show them!

Postby **jay** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:39 pm

I say do it Bomba there's so much worse they could be doin than what is a MOSTLY-harmless seriously funny gag! I just turned 36 in January and am still lightin farts. Never too old or (within reason) young I say.

EDIT: Must warn your fellas that this is the ONLY time that fire should be permitted near one's population production pole...

Postby **Mr_Bombadil** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:52 pm

hmmm, ok ffs is this just a selfish secret desire to relive my young adulthood years, or
a genuine desire to advance their self exploration skills?

hardy · Postby **hardy** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:10 pm

lol, its both

Postby **jay** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:22 pm

Well if anything there's a bit of science behind it you could explain. They'll never forget about methane!

It's funny tho Bom, I found out all the shit my dad did as a kid (over a few beers in my adult years), and he did the same stupid shit I did as a kid lol but never taught us, we just worked it out anyways. Would been fkn hilariously cool if dad taught us fart lighting as a kid tho. He used to do the worst ones lol - be deadly to try and light em :lol:

Postby **spud** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:17 am

Postby **Noobitor** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:52 pm

The various unabridged versions of "1001 Arabian Nights" have some legendary fart tales and stories from ancient times ,including the The Tale of the Father of Farts and The Historic Fart .

Which brings to Question "Who Was the First Pyrofartoligist ?"

Did Mark Anthony who was famous for his boyish pranks and practical jokes for a laugh with the Troops ,let rip over a oil lamp to the delight of his crew?
or was this fine display of art and skill still far off in the distant future?.

Could the Legends of Fire Breathing Dragons really be ancient stories of Master Fartoligists of olden days laying waste to the foe with secrect baked bean formulas handed down from antiquity ?

Postby **jay** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:55 pm

I like to imagine the look of surprise on the face of the first bloke/woman to discover the fact

Could have been a couple of neanderthals who maybe sat a little to close to the fire? Or some caveman who's just discovered fire and is havin a sneaky perve at his mrs rusty bullet hole when she lets rip..... :lol:

Postby **pooGz** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:01 pm

So Bomba - have you shown them how its done yet?

Postby **kanonfoda** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:17 pm

If yours are anything like mine, I would not recommend it. Could endanger the neighbours as well as those in close proximity. If you must do it, I would suggest bomb proof suits. Hmmm. maybe chemical resistant would be good to.

If you have already done it, who survived?

Postby **frodo** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:44 pm

And of course the pre explosion briefing will have to cover the dangers of anal hair....

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