was thinking i'ed like to introduce a new thread where every friday night a serious question is posed for all to ponder.
what do you people reckon?
ok i'ed like some advice please.
i have two boys aged 17 and 14 (scollface and barrahir).
do you think i should demonstrate the light the fart trick to them?
only serious replys please.
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They will remind you that has been your birthday party trick for auntie julia ... for 5 years running
I think it would be time to graduate them to the 3 table tennis ball smoke Bomba
I think it would be time to graduate them to the 3 table tennis ball smoke Bomba
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I say do it Bomba there's so much worse they could be doin than what is a MOSTLY-harmless seriously funny gag! I just turned 36 in January and am still lightin farts. Never too old or (within reason) young I say.
EDIT: Must warn your fellas that this is the ONLY time that fire should be permitted near one's population production pole...
EDIT: Must warn your fellas that this is the ONLY time that fire should be permitted near one's population production pole...
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Well if anything there's a bit of science behind it you could explain. They'll never forget about methane!
It's funny tho Bom, I found out all the shit my dad did as a kid (over a few beers in my adult years), and he did the same stupid shit I did as a kid lol but never taught us, we just worked it out anyways. Would been fkn hilariously cool if dad taught us fart lighting as a kid tho. He used to do the worst ones lol - be deadly to try and light em
It's funny tho Bom, I found out all the shit my dad did as a kid (over a few beers in my adult years), and he did the same stupid shit I did as a kid lol but never taught us, we just worked it out anyways. Would been fkn hilariously cool if dad taught us fart lighting as a kid tho. He used to do the worst ones lol - be deadly to try and light em
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The various unabridged versions of "1001 Arabian Nights" have some legendary fart tales and stories from ancient times ,including the The Tale of the Father of Farts and The Historic Fart .
Which brings to Question "Who Was the First Pyrofartoligist ?"
Did Mark Anthony who was famous for his boyish pranks and practical jokes for a laugh with the Troops ,let rip over a oil lamp to the delight of his crew?
or was this fine display of art and skill still far off in the distant future?.
Could the Legends of Fire Breathing Dragons really be ancient stories of Master Fartoligists of olden days laying waste to the foe with secrect baked bean formulas handed down from antiquity ?
Which brings to Question "Who Was the First Pyrofartoligist ?"
Did Mark Anthony who was famous for his boyish pranks and practical jokes for a laugh with the Troops ,let rip over a oil lamp to the delight of his crew?
or was this fine display of art and skill still far off in the distant future?.
Could the Legends of Fire Breathing Dragons really be ancient stories of Master Fartoligists of olden days laying waste to the foe with secrect baked bean formulas handed down from antiquity ?
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I like to imagine the look of surprise on the face of the first bloke/woman to discover the fact Could have been a couple of neanderthals who maybe sat a little to close to the fire? Or some caveman who's just discovered fire and is havin a sneaky perve at his mrs rusty bullet hole when she lets rip.....
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