Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle packing factory. For many years he had a powerful urge to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to dismiss the thought he sought professional help. After six monthly sessions, his therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would n...

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. M...

i'll pull the triger!

now thats some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you guys like rock check out "HINDER- EXTREME BEHAVIOR it is awsome!
and rock i recon u'll loveit! (specially a song called "room 21"!)

rofl that cnut got what he deserved lol

what format is scareface?
i find that nero is only good for music
heaps of other programs to burn movies that are way better
i use shrink dvd and dvd decrypter to back up dvd's and blindwrite to bun iso,bin/cue files

i'm just a c@nt!
same as bandit!

well i recon it makes more sence then the horse shit in the bible!

The bible has sold more books than origin of species could ever hope to , whys that ? scare mongering as i have said the human race is a gullible bunch! there is absoulutely no cred in the bible do u really believe noah built the fuckin ark ?(how the fuck can you build a boat that big?) and do u re...