lol ......... back to teh created vs evolved hey dv8

oooohhhhhhh fuck it i cant be bothered!

CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a service station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"...

A young newly wed couple wanted to join a church. The reverend told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office...

The Most functional word Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be a...

i an going on holidays (cairns and gold coast) tomorrow and wont be back till 8th jan so merry xmas all and have a safe new year

It was entertainment night at the old folks home, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to ...

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.



The librarian says; "F... off", you won't bring it back!!!!!!!